By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
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Welshite 39
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With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.

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Tripartita 44
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Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.

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_parth 20
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HOLY SHIT! Talk about timing

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TheGamingGamer 28
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stevenJB 25

Oh man, a triple whammy. At least it's all on one day out 365? maybe celebrate your birthday the day after or before for a year or two until you're over it? I'm shooting blanks here.

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Welshite 39
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You might want to see a fertility specialist in that case.

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mattyiscool123 26
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It was all meant to be

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Welshite 39
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With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.

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jaydots 16
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now thats a great comment

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tounces7 27

Somehow this made me think of the War of the Roses.

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Tripartita 44
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Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.

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McVicar 4
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Ouch OP. Little nerve racking as my girlfriend and future fiancé/wife and I were born 18 hrs apart. Hope I don't reach the same fate!

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Lalala579121 27
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That awkward moment when she doesn't want to get married to you.

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mikethekid07 13
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things always happen in 3's

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jay_south 19
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That went from "aw" to "ow…" really fast.

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Qandol 26
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Such a perfect movie love story this can be. Even though the ending is sad.

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