Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ImminentDisaster 12

I accidentally grabbed someone's dick once - I froze, just staring at it for about ten seconds. Now THAT'S awkward.

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ImminentDisaster 12

I accidentally grabbed someone's dick once - I froze, just staring at it for about ten seconds. Now THAT'S awkward.

jcash52426 5

Apologize to her and explain you were just grabbing for the water bottle. If she sees the water in your hand maybe she will understand. But make sure you apologize as it was an accident. ( or was it )

philsh94 20

'happened to'... we all know what you were trying to do OP ;)

Bob Ross would call that a happy little accident lol

Moe Wilson would call that exceptional talent.

What are you complaining about?? I would expect the FML from the girl you grabbed her ass!!!

flyingflies 36

Maybe because OP didn't want to seem like a creepy douchebag that gropes random girls? If the girl would've written this FML, everyone would be outraged on her behalf...

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