By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States
The Top
Smooth
By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto
Creepy guy
By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City
By Peeves - 15/09/2014 22:05 - United States
Peeves_fml tells us more.
Move!
By CrimsonAmaryllis - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bristol
By SmallAngel - 22/03/2013 00:35 - United States - Aurora
By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia
By Ted, E. Vic - 01/05/2016 05:39 - United States
Steady decline
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By beno - 07/01/2009 15:25 - United States
FIRE!
By blck - 01/01/2009 02:53 - United States
By dan - 25/01/2010 00:50 - Canada
By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France
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By bird-brain - 21/11/2009 12:19 - Germany
By anon - 28/09/2015 03:27 - United States - Orange Park
By joeker124 - 18/11/2016 05:55 - United States - North Fort Myers
joeker124 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. I appreciate all of the positive comments, and, not going to lie, he's been my friend since birth and it did kind of make me laugh when he first did it. But when he did sober up, I he apologized and cried, asking for help. So he'll be joining me next week and I'm very excited to get my best friend back. Again, thank you guys for the positive comments.
By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco
Crisis control
By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton
By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare
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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States
By RandomJam124 - 04/05/2016 21:33 - United States - Binghamton
IHateMyself124 tells us more.
Hello everyone, So to clear some things up: 1. I am a Freshman in college (18 years old). 2. I only added him on Facebook the night we kissed and he DID accept. 3. He was the first one to message me actually. He asked me to food that same night, but I was already in bed. Then he asked me to lunch the next day but I had already eaten, so I invited him to dinner with me and my friends instead but he declined. 4. Then (this is the first time I messaged him first) I took the initiative and asked him to grab a snack with me the next night, which was the most casual of the four food proposals thus far, and he blocked me on Facebook. 5. I'm not exactly sure why he blocked me. I did not stalk him. I did not message him a whole bunch of times. I did not make any statuses about the kiss. I'm not even going to be attending the same university as him next semester because I'm transferring out for my major. He knew that. 6. I do not think I was a bad kisser because he tried to meet up with me again the same night. The whole thing was just confusing. I think he maybe got nervous or scared or spoken to by some "well-meaning" friends or something. I just would have been less hurt had he simply unfriended me or ignored my message. My confidence definitely took a hit. 7. Despite the hurtfulness of his actions, I do not regret the kiss. It was a really nice kiss. And the actual story from the night of is pretty funny. Sorry for the long message! Hope that cleared some things up though!
By Explicit - 13/01/2009 18:17 - United States
Chill out
By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston
By cigarettes - 11/12/2014 18:33 - United States
Messed up
By Suprise - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Moron
By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 20:15 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 16:56 - Canada - Orleans
By fucking hate bitches - 24/12/2016 21:27
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OP here! My brother legitimately believed that having acne is the same thing as having cancer, but after a good talk with him about the difference between a normal teenage phenomenon and a life-threatening disease, I think he's straightened out his vocabulary terms. Oh, the bliss of being baby-faced and blemish-free! I told him he was lucky that he wouldn't have to worry about any skin problems for several years.