Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 524
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Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

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CheeseTron 15

Dang well.

DKjazz 20

Gonad llama

blueboy154 12

He must be Having problems right Now?

Indianboy9321 25

That's what a midlife crisis is...

blueboy154 12

Look at the third comment And then talk to me

blueboy154 12

Look at the third comment And then talk to me.

I'm pretty sure he knows what the third comment is

Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

When my dad had his midlife crisis he acted like a teenage girl. It was not fun.

Thats the stereotypical mid life crisis

Not if they can't afford a sports car. Cigarets are expensive but not $50,000 expensive and that's on the low end

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

classiceagle63 16

You'll hit it eventually.

CheeseTron 15

make him a cuntlette tomorrow for breakfast in bed.

cjwayy 22

My father has been hitting his midlife crisis in intervals. He buys a big fancy new car every year and he's currently in talks of getting a tattoo. Of a dragon and a tiger. Sigh.

infernno 23

You say that like a tattoo of a dragon and tiger wouldn't look totally badass.

olpally 32

Smoking isn't the best for this situation. Hope he stops soon.

ThomasBombadil 31

Mid-life, young-life, old-life...crisis's suck. Your dad needs a hug.

damnit1989 16

I must say, I love your username. Not many people know that man is!

Aren't men supposed to buy yellow sports cars and date younger women when they're going through their mid-life crisis?

cjwayy 22

Not always. It can be anything from going on a lavish vacation to a new wardrobe, selling your house, buying a boat, etc. whatever makes the person in question feel more youthful.