Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
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Sagan928 7

Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

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rhysfucker 24

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

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blueboy154 12

He must be Having problems right Now?

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Indianboy9321 25

That's what a midlife crisis is...

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blueboy154 12

Look at the third comment And then talk to me

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blueboy154 12

Look at the third comment And then talk to me.

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clemsi 20

I'm pretty sure he knows what the third comment is

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Sagan928 7

Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

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Freethaawave 19

When my dad had his midlife crisis he acted like a teenage girl. It was not fun.

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Credibleskills 28

Thats the stereotypical mid life crisis

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1947Chevy 17

Not if they can't afford a sports car. Cigarets are expensive but not $50,000 expensive and that's on the low end

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rhysfucker 24

I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

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classiceagle63 16

You'll hit it eventually.

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CheeseTron 15

make him a cuntlette tomorrow for breakfast in bed.

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cjwayy 22

My father has been hitting his midlife crisis in intervals. He buys a big fancy new car every year and he's currently in talks of getting a tattoo. Of a dragon and a tiger. Sigh.

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infernno 23

You say that like a tattoo of a dragon and tiger wouldn't look totally badass.

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olpally 32

Smoking isn't the best for this situation. Hope he stops soon.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Mid-life, young-life, old-life...crisis's suck. Your dad needs a hug.

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damnit1989 16

I must say, I love your username. Not many people know that man is!

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heymarissa97 2

Aren't men supposed to buy yellow sports cars and date younger women when they're going through their mid-life crisis?

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cjwayy 22

Not always. It can be anything from going on a lavish vacation to a new wardrobe, selling your house, buying a boat, etc. whatever makes the person in question feel more youthful.

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