Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
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luismyl
| 6
Hey he is being honest
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cheesypies
| 6
You can always count on parents to be blunt.
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Suchagoonnn
| 4
A minute? That means he was tolerating the smell for that long. He's so polite
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DrMime
| 10
If OP's name is any indicator, I'd suggest eating less potatoes. Or perhaps shower after harvesting in the farm!
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BarDownDaily
| 12
Better him telling you then someone else!
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Jonkbaby
| 19
if you are a man he should know what a man smells like. if you are woman, time to bring the pain
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xXPurpl3Xx
| 0
You heard the man, take a shower. Not that hard :P
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shift_love
| 13
58, why would a father dance with his son? Unless it was perhaps a 2 father family.
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KaySL
| 24
Maybe because not everyone's as insecure in their sexuality as you are, ya twat.
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PeypeyTheBeeotch
| 1
"I'd rather smell bad than like dad..." [:Problem?:]
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antart3
| 18
How did this get past moderation??
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CaptainCola
| 7
Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!"
Eh I got nothing...
Eh I got nothing...
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DrMime
| 10
Neither do 'eye' ='(
*OP's name*
If you eat them, you'll understand.
*OP's name*
If you eat them, you'll understand.
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CaptainCola
| 7
Eye-See what you did there DrMime
Respect.
Respect.
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Climaxx
| 11
Aw, I don't get it, & google won't tell me ):
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Climaxx
| 11
Oh wait, nevermind.. Typed too soon -.-
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
It's called deodorant op. works wonders.
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tweetbaby14
| 17
Your picture works pretty well with your comment and the FML.
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maddyyghee
| 6
Ouch :/ sucks to hear that frm someone so close too u
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smelly_turtle
| 2
Literally.
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jonriise18
| 3
True. However it's much better to find out from a family member when you're home than to go out in public with all that stank!
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Even worse is being told you have morning breath.
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AssassinsCRB
| 0
Rather it a stranger?
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MathewBlack
| 14
Sucks to hear it from anyone..
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RockstarRN
| 10
Better to hear it from him than a stranger!
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nathanc3433
| 7
Yup honesty is the best policy
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BlueHue
| 0
I agree with honesty, it's always nice to know what someone really thinks, as long as they are sensitive about it and not doing it with malicious intent.
I'd rather know I smell bad so I can fix it than not knowing and make everybody have to smell me, then possibly talk about me behind my back...
I'd rather know I smell bad so I can fix it than not knowing and make everybody have to smell me, then possibly talk about me behind my back...
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Not quite as awesome as Terry Crews telling you that you need some Old Spice.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
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HollowSanctuary
| 7
Go shower then, can't be hanging out smelling like road kill
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cBlackout
| 13
Here's a solution - take his advice.
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RawrzIIshScareh
| 0
Soap works wonders.
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DrMime
| 10
So does Tu Yung, my female masseuse!
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Does she give you happy ending?
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DrMime
| 10
Nah, she's Tu Yung for that...
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Gotta admit, DrMime, that made me giggle.
Eh I got nothing...