By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
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doink 0

At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

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Ejigantor 0

pychoanalysis is bullshit. Don't let it get you down. Amatuer psychiatrists (IE people who took psych 101 in college) and shitty psychologists (even if they have a degree that doesn't mean they're actually knowledgable in the field) seem to love to pull that in social settings, though as far as I can tell it always just makes them look like jackasses. A decent, skilled psychiatrist knows that the human mind doesn't actually work like that, and a decent human being doesn't act like such a jackass at a dinner party.

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Secret_Fire_King 0

I got a friend who reads ppl, too, OP.. The way I see it, if you want revenge, get another friend who is even better at reading ppl, and get him to analyse both their personality flaws.. Everybody has them..

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madie_hearts09 0

I know rite and I'm 2nd woohoo

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sterl13 0

it's much better than them comparing your tiny dick to the other dudes much larger one

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melmcr 0

lmao. YDI for having flaws like everyone else. >< or for taking drunk critisms too seriously?

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Towelie_31 0

that sound like a challenge

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mikeyboi19 5

seriously it's only an fml if the psychiatrist analyzed your wife's vajayjay WHILE she pointed out your "flaws"

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animalfreak4ever 0

I agree with 39(:

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wes85 2

maybe you can learn something from it.

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xlovelessx 0

at let they didn't have sex xD

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synix 0

Who hangs out with their psychiatrist? You're not supposed to be friends.

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ginasays 0

it isn't his psychiatrist. it's his friend, who HAPPENS to be a psychiatrist.

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girlygirl666 0

It actually doesn't say it was HIS shrink. Besides, Psychiatrists can't have friends, too?

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uncleyuggles 0

it says dinner with friends... one of whom HAPPENS to be a psychiatrist

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infiniti_G 0

drunken words are sober thoughts fyl if they were bad

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TrekkieGirl 0

Agreed... More than likely they talk about you behind your back all the time. This time you just happened to be present for the 'discussing of your character flaws'.

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freedomlinux 0

Agreed. 'in vino veritas' - Pliny the Elder In wine there is truth

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doink 0

At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

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sorcerersinger 0

that's what I was thinking! :)

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shoguu 0

I hope they see this and go even further into the analyzing.

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