By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 769
You deserved it 2 898

Same thing different taste

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doink 0

At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

pychoanalysis is bullshit. Don't let it get you down. Amatuer psychiatrists (IE people who took psych 101 in college) and shitty psychologists (even if they have a degree that doesn't mean they're actually knowledgable in the field) seem to love to pull that in social settings, though as far as I can tell it always just makes them look like jackasses. A decent, skilled psychiatrist knows that the human mind doesn't actually work like that, and a decent human being doesn't act like such a jackass at a dinner party.


I got a friend who reads ppl, too, OP.. The way I see it, if you want revenge, get another friend who is even better at reading ppl, and get him to analyse both their personality flaws.. Everybody has them..

madie_hearts09 0

I know rite and I'm 2nd woohoo

sterl13 0

it's much better than them comparing your tiny dick to the other dudes much larger one

lmao. YDI for having flaws like everyone else. >< or for taking drunk critisms too seriously?

Towelie_31 0
mikeyboi19 5

seriously it's only an fml if the psychiatrist analyzed your wife's vajayjay WHILE she pointed out your "flaws"

animalfreak4ever 0

maybe you can learn something from it.

xlovelessx 0

at let they didn't have sex xD

Who hangs out with their psychiatrist? You're not supposed to be friends.

ginasays 0

it isn't his psychiatrist. it's his friend, who HAPPENS to be a psychiatrist.

girlygirl666 0

It actually doesn't say it was HIS shrink. Besides, Psychiatrists can't have friends, too?

it says dinner with friends... one of whom HAPPENS to be a psychiatrist

drunken words are sober thoughts fyl if they were bad

TrekkieGirl 0

Agreed... More than likely they talk about you behind your back all the time. This time you just happened to be present for the 'discussing of your character flaws'.

freedomlinux 0

Agreed. 'in vino veritas' - Pliny the Elder In wine there is truth

doink 0

At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

sorcerersinger 0

that's what I was thinking! :)

shoguu 0

I hope they see this and go even further into the analyzing.