By cigarettes - 11/12/2014 18:33 - United States

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Today, I was having sex when a cigarette craving came on. I don't know what's worse, the fact I asked for a cigarette break in the middle of sex or I last that long. FML
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cigarette over sex?!?!

How is lasting long a bad thing?

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cigarette over sex?!?!

Exactly what I was thinking

Shitty sex maybe?

or op needs to stop smoking. op just be a heavy smoker if he get this much if an urge

Everybody down voted #31, but they're right. If OP has that much of an urge, they're probably super unhealthy from smoking.

Yeah that's a bad addiction. That bad!

Time to switch addictions...

and here come the sanctimonious anti smoking ydi s. so predictable fml.

If you're having to stop sex for a cigarette I think you should evaluate the benefits of quitting. That would be rock bottom for me.

different strokes for different folks I guess. in all honesty I enjoy smoking more than sex but that's me

Has no one seen the old movies where they have an AFTER sex smoke? I wouldn't want to continue after someone smoked gross.

If smoking is better than sex you must be in jail....

or just not using enough lube

How is lasting long a bad thing?

That was a humble-brag. Like "oh my dick is so huge every girl I know wants it and I have to sleep with a different girl every weekend, it's leaving me no free time!"

Actually, to be fair, it can kind of be a bummer. The whole point of sex is to enjoy each other's intimate company in a way that's extremely spiritual as well as physical. If there's no climax to it, no matter how good it feels, it just kind of feels like you're disappointing your partner. Fucking for a solid hour and getting nowhere makes you feel selfish, especially when your body physically cannot keep it up anymore to keep trying.

I think a spiritual connection goes out the window when he says "wait there babe I just need a quick fag, you carry on without me"

I think what he/she meant is that they are surprised that it took them that long to crave another cigarette. At least that's how I took it.

Because of the wording I took it as a humble brag too. Like people said though lasting long can make both partners feel insecure. I can last long, but then if the other person lasts a long time as well, I can't always finish because I've held it for too long.

What makes your comment even more spiritual-connection killing, 20, is that in the U.S., we never use "fag" to mean a cigarette. :p

Honestly I've heard a good percentage of girls can't climax during sex so if OP is a girl that's less surprising and less bragging to say it took that long to finish. Although I'm confused if you can't cum during intercourse... Wouldn't you just want foreplay and nothing else? No wonder some girls just lie there lol.

I almost never get off from the actual intercourse, only from the foreplay. I still enjoy sex and don't just 'lie there'. I don't always care if I get one or not because I still effin' love fucking. It's awesome.

I've dated a guy who never lasted more than 5 minutes, I was very disappointed in that cause I was never satisfied. I prefer to have a guy out last me. cause when I'm finished I could finish him off with a blow.

#49 I say it all the time. then again I'm pansexual and it doesn't bother me or the group I hang out with so :/

Here's a giant bag of attention #56 ?

#52 for some girls just lying there and letting your partner be in control can help

If it takes to long it starts to hurt. After an hour I generally faked an orgasm so he would finally stop. It's not in the internal bits that start to hurt so much for me it's the SIJ and hips that's the problem. Changing positions does not work. Many women can't climax from PIV. Sometimes I literally cannot walk after. My husband was so proud of that, but without an orgasm for either of us, it's just not worth it.

#66 when I meant lie there I mean like straight faced making no sound. Like fucking a board. I usually orgasm more from sex than foreplay but I guess I'm an oddity. Thank you g-spot! :D

I don't know. Can't do it any longer but when I was younger and in better shape 3 hours wasn't unusual. I remember the ocassional cig break, weed break, once a bathroom break, and once my wife passed out from excessive muscle contraction. And passion was not a problem. Youth is wasted on the young.

When you're the woman underneath (and on top of, and bent over in front of...) a man who lasts a long time... It can get painful.

True that many females can't finish during sex. I still enjoy it though!! My partner is very understanding, but I was very insecure with previous partners.

Nothing is better than a cigarette during sex...

you need to get laid.

Nothing is better than a cigarette after sex. Get your priorities straight . . .

Hell yeah, I have to agree with you!

Honestly you couldn't wait till after? The sex mustn't be very good..

Obviously, lol.

I wish my boyfriend lasted that long..

Ouch.. Hope he don't got fml

How is that fact that you last long bad?

Lasting too long can get boring...

Lasting long is fine if you know what you're doing, otherwise it can get boring if you make it all about you.

Both aren't bad brother. A lot of people crave having a cigarette during or after sex because it feels fantastic and since when was lasting long a bad thing. Take your break and get back in there!

Usually people smoke afterwords...think of it as a reward

You need a reward for sex now? What is the world coming to?

Bonus: you got out of obviously crappy sex, so that's a win /s