By Explicit - 13/01/2009 18:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML
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There's no helping some people

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was helping a 93 year-old hoarder organize her home. She asked me to make ropes from old plastic bags, fold bags in a specific odd way, then fit four large boxes of bags into one smaller one. I said I couldn't do those, nor fit four boxes in one. "Why are you here if you can’t do things?" she said. I’m a professional home organizer. FML
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use lots of lube

this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6. also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.

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does it hurt?

I take trees up there dude. I don't need lube. lune is for pu55ys. lol pun there

use lots of lube

Butt sex... Fuck that shit!

this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6. also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.

in science class, 'organism' usually comes out as 'orgasm'.

at times, on purpose

lol tht happens to me all the time!!

My friend once said orgasm instead of organism. Good Times.

i'm going to guess that you are from Germany or Austria because in German six is sechts (sounds like sex).

or he could be swedish where six in swedish is sex

He's probably kiwi because it sounds like wan two three foa foive sex sivven eight noin tin. I kid you not.

#5 god your stupid thats not the same at all! hahaha on another note thats so funny!!! i love when words are mispronounced!!! hahaha makes my day that much funnier (;

What are the mechanics of butt sex? Lol jk. Not your fault. You can't help accidents.

death note!!!

awesome deathnote pic =]

heyy thats like i was in ss once and i was reading aloud about medieval times. the paper said "edward's cousin," which i said, but people thought i said "edward cullen" big mistake on my part for the twilight fans were all over me.

Hahahaha that's really funny!! Are you an American in New Zealand?

I think theyre a new zealander in america

Sucks, man. Butt sex is a pain. ;)

In the ass, right?

SUPRUSE BUTT SEX!!!!