FML : Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like...

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Explicit / Tuesday 13 January 2009 18:17 / United States

Intimacy

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By Timmytwofinger | 0

#220 - Thursday 5 February 2009 3:04

use lots of lube

By cra_z_turtle | 0

#33804 - Monday 16 March 2009 2:52

this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6.
also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.

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By greenman_fml | 0

#101 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 12:45

does it hurt?

qwerty8788 | 4

#1656214 - Saturday 6 November 2010 5:13

I take trees up there dude. I don't need lube. lune is for pu55ys.
lol pun there

By Timmytwofinger | 0

#220 - Thursday 5 February 2009 3:04

use lots of lube

imOaks | 3

#2772519 - Monday 27 June 2011 19:55

lol

DollyDope | 17

#4984654 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:39

Butt sex... Fuck that shit!

By cra_z_turtle | 0

#33804 - Monday 16 March 2009 2:52

Metzler31 | 17

#1181340 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 14:22

in science class, 'organism' usually comes out as 'orgasm'.

Alye22 | 0

#1255710 - Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:31

at times, on purpose

KatieNicole2014 | 0

#2583397 - Sunday 29 May 2011 15:54

lol tht happens to me all the time!!

looptyloop98 | 5

#3580437 - Sunday 13 November 2011 16:27

My friend once said orgasm instead of organism. Good Times.

By mrtrixxxter | 0

#50891 - Sunday 22 March 2009 22:32

i'm going to guess that you are from Germany or Austria because in German six is sechts (sounds like sex).

IKickKittens | 0

#966004 - Monday 22 March 2010 0:11

or he could be swedish where six in swedish is sex

Zestus | 19

#5478650 - Sunday 5 May 2013 0:39

He's probably kiwi because it sounds like wan two three foa foive sex sivven eight noin tin.
I kid you not.

By piderman13 | 0

#58278 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:18

#5 god your stupid thats not the same at all! hahaha on another note thats so funny!!! i love when words are mispronounced!!! hahaha makes my day that much funnier (;

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#65801 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:57

What are the mechanics of butt sex?

Lol jk.
Not your fault.
You can't help accidents.

leaderJR | 0

#1791027 - Saturday 4 December 2010 7:15

death note!!!

whyme_everytime | 0

#2660027 - Saturday 11 June 2011 12:33

awesome deathnote pic =]

By gs_fml | 0

#110618 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:01

heyy thats like i was in ss once and i was reading aloud about medieval times. the paper said "edward's cousin," which i said, but people thought i said "edward cullen"
big mistake on my part for the twilight fans were all over me.