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By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML

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You deserved it 1 348

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 737

By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me and that she is not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose... FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 109

You deserved it 367

By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 621

You deserved it 8 504

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 543

You deserved it 2 438

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 689

You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 951

You deserved it 2 774

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 515

You deserved it 142

By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 818

You deserved it 4 672

singer0421 32

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:41

Honestly, she was probably just using that as an excuse, and wanted to break up with you anyway. If it wasn't, then I'm sorry that you were with someone so self-centered. Either way, sorry your life sucks OP

howdmynosego 12

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:40

What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op

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howdmynosego 12

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:40

What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op

singer0421 32

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:41

danm_1 28

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:41

Well that escalated quickly... sorry, OP. I'm sure you must be pretty confused. I don't know your girlfriend, but she sounds overly dramatic.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:41

Ew she must be the type that loves to go on your Facebook and say "hackeddd! Love yew :*" If she's that insecure and willing to break up over that she's not worth your time; sorry you've wasted 2 years already.

StayClassyAF 8

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:42

I'd lock your doors at night...just to be safe lol sorry OP

anyagrande 31

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:47

I would have seen how she reacts to asking her to make her quote "i love my boyfriend more than anything", if she was down for that then you know she bat shit crazy, if she didn't want to then you know she a narcissistic bitch Either way, i would have ran the hell away from her

korylabauve 7

Wednesday 8 June 2016 15:28

she was just seeing how pussy whipped you were before she dumped you. can you imagine that conversation at every single high school reunion...

burgermike92 17

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:37

No. She's just a bitch. Simple as that.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 8 June 2016 15:29

While I do not know the entire history - it sounds like you just got a lucky break and escaped the clutches of a clinger. Enjoy your new found freedom