WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. If you're going to lie about nudie pics, make it a good lie. And there really is none in that situation. I'd be like, "And you think this will make me love you, physco?" And I'm a chick, by the way. I hate when people pull the whole, "I wanted attention because you don't compliment me enough/ I thought you lost interest in me" thing. Sorry, man. But I think you need couples' therapy...that or a divorce...

Sorry, but your wife's a jerk. Yeah, you should let her know that you love her and make sure she feels important... but at the same time, if she has that little respect for you, she doesn't deserve your time.