Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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It runs in the genes.

He gave you a fair warning there, OP. Heh...

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Old people say the darndest things

More like old people say the most "TMI" things.

Apparently, they sometimes do the darnest things.

They old, they stopped giving a shit on what people think long ago and started doing it literally.

It runs in the genes.

And down his legs into a little pool.

If he knows he shits his pants, why doesn't he wear an adult diaper?

If pooping your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

I don't know whether he's awesome or creepy.

How is shitting your pants in public ever awesome?

How is that awesome?

I meant because he's elderly, he probably couldn't help it. Elderly people are adorable. Awesome probably wasn't the right word to use.

You meant "adorable"? How is shitting your pants in public ever adorable?

I don't think he is awesome, creepy, or adorable. I work with the elderly for a living (I am a nursing assistant so I change a lot of diapers...) but this is super strange any way you look at it... Not exactly something someone wants to smell in a super market...

Nevermind, I don't know what I was trying to do anymore. -_-

That sounds pretty shitty

You had to be "that guy", didn't you?

There always has to be "that guy" they show up everywhere.

He gave you a fair warning there, OP. Heh...

The best part is that he can pull it off because he's old.

Why did he feel it was necessary to tell you that?!

Courtesy warning i assume. Like he knew it was going to happen, so he figured he should be polite and warn OP

Exactly. I feel bad for the old man. Could happen to anyone in our late years.

Incontinence can happen at any age. Not fun.

Lol he probably wears a diaper and just says that to piss people off

Incontinence is my biggest fear of growing old.

right? that and saggy boobs.

Boobs wouldn't worry me anywhere near as much as knowing I could lose control over my excretory system.

Incontinence and Alzheimer's. Wouldn't even remember you're incontinent.

Seems like that was his round-about way of warning nearby people who will have to suffer. Probably hurts him more than the OP, sad FML.

I agree. Very sad. Poor guy probably was embarrassed and tried to offer OP a sort of apology thinking that everyone around him could tell he had an accident. This FML just made me feel bad for the old man.