Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
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Top comments
metalmusic 0
Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.
coolcat33 0
mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich
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Comments (47)
zuuzuu_fml 0
ydi!! go have a shower and air out your house
Rickymonkeypants 0
sdi for also calling her G/Mother a crazy cat lady
kitty_f 3
admitting the prob is the first step :p
aDerangedStateOf 0
I happen to find cat ladys very sexy...
reyemrein 0
more than two cats equals crazy
brianred5 0
it starts with one cat, then you adopt it a friend, then 2 more friends, and before you know it your house smells likes a giant litterbox
heeheehoo 0
hahaha it's snickerdoodles and her cat urine sweater! sorry I couldn't resist.
kayztastic 0
lol I love how every morning I read my fmls and there's always SOME comment about snickerdoodles being sassy and a pain in the ass. it makes my day(:
gorillaz_fml 0
this is what happens when you get no sex and no guys
sepdps 0
lmfao @62. bahahaha:D
angry_girl 0
I like pussys two
null_fml 11
I'm sure you're just a little burnt out, Eleanor.
coolcat33 0
mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich
EV34 6
do something about it! ydi if u don't do anything about it.
angry_girl 0
I thought you liked pussy? no ?
Malinkrot 3
Since you seem to be on FML all the time I can only imagine what your house is like.
metalmusic 0
Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.
youdidwhatnow 0
win.
steph959 0
try febreeze or air freshners.
jimboy 0
i love cats lol but do what #11 sed