Creepy guy

By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
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A07 48

Totally explains the 'ex'.

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ermagherdaturdis 26
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It sounds like you should be glad to have broken up with him.

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A07 48

Totally explains the 'ex'.

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Flaming_Pandas 15
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Sounds like it's time for a restraining order.

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Leenah_93 11
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How was he ever a "boyfriend" to begin with? what a creep >.

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A07 48

People lie.

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pugpuggy 21
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Maybe it was a compliment.

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ermagherdaturdis 26
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It sounds like you should be glad to have broken up with him.

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meggieeeee92 27

Well imagine if you did smell the same as before, he would probably do even crazier shit.

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thefmlman2011 35
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At least your friends right? But too bad he's crazy.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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I'm confused why you'd think they're friends?

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thefmlman2011 35
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I didn't think when posting the comment.

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BI4ze 17
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Sounds like he has some issues.

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Sandman366 6
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What is he, anyway? A dog? Just go around, sniffing people....

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kerrycakes 21
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that sounds terrifying

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Mynamewontfi 40
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That guy sounds crazy. Good thing he's your ex.

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patrickalamo 47
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Next time you see him start talking about the new love of your life and how he is training to be an ultimate fighter. That will give him something to whimper about.

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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Tell him you smell different because the scent of your new boyfriend has rubbed off on you and pervaded all of your clothing, bedding, etc.

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