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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

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My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

#2 - On 08/13/2012 at 10:09am by freshprizzle1

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Well it's not really an easy thing for a guy to admit to himself. It could be a major blow to the ego. But I still don't think you should have to put up with the fear of it slipping off either. Either have a talk with him about how he needs smaller ones, or just buy them on your own and bring yours out instead when you go to have sex.

#5 - On 08/13/2012 at 10:12am by IOmnomHard

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