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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

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Misswildsides 22

Seems he was really excited. Take it as a compliment, OP.

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Ravike 17

Looks like he don't wanna waste any time not even to put a condom.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Reminds me of Raj from the Big Bang theory.

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Animekid126 13

Took me 5 minutes to understand this FML... He came as in orgasmed.. Not he just came from putting one on

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

shows he hasn't been getting laid..committed!

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Saruh159 13

Doesn't mean you can't still have a go!

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Saruh159 13

It is possible to have sex more than one time in a day you know...

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schwaka 17

13- Your comment screams ignorant asshole. People can go more than 1 round.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Ordinarily I'd agree, but you want your first time to have some romance.

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RedPillSucks 31

The 2nd time will last longer if he does it soon after

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Fr0gs 15

Guy needs to wait like 20 minutes

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SrgntSprnkls77 15

Refractory (im 63.2% certain thats the word) period is different for all men, some have one thats only a couple minutes, others could be hours

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grogers311 20

That's a good thing, right? He should be able to "marathon pound" for a while now?

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am177037 9

This should be his FML. He probably felt embarrassed af

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ashtic 20

I would, seriously there is nothing worse than being a disappointment in bed.

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lishajoy777 14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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KrazyKatz3 26

I think he got a lucky escape... sex should be trusting and you should have been understanding.

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EvilLittleMan 23

When does the clock start ticking for the title of a 30-Second Man? When the raincoat has been removed from the package or when the little jimmy hat is fully in place?

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jogihoppa8343 23

use of helmet is a wise decision to prevent serious injuries

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