By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 357
You deserved it 6 011

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

The condom is an anti-baby step.


mattmsk005 8


Misswildsides 22

Seems he was really excited. Take it as a compliment, OP.

Looks like he don't wanna waste any time not even to put a condom.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Reminds me of Raj from the Big Bang theory.

Animekid126 13

Took me 5 minutes to understand this FML... He came as in orgasmed.. Not he just came from putting one on

nothing gets past you, #97

Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

The condom is an anti-baby step.

a slow clap for #29!

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

shows he hasn't been getting laid..committed!

Somebody was too excited.

Doesn't mean you can't still have a go!

That comment screams virgin.

It is possible to have sex more than one time in a day you know...

13- why so negative about virgins?

13- Your comment screams ignorant asshole. People can go more than 1 round.

Round two still counts!

He'd have to use a new condom.

Ordinarily I'd agree, but you want your first time to have some romance.

RedPillSucks 31

The 2nd time will last longer if he does it soon after

Fr0gs 15

Guy needs to wait like 20 minutes

SrgntSprnkls77 15

Refractory (im 63.2% certain thats the word) period is different for all men, some have one thats only a couple minutes, others could be hours

Round Two: Fight!

grogers311 20

That's a good thing, right? He should be able to "marathon pound" for a while now?

am177037 9

This should be his FML. He probably felt embarrassed af

I would, seriously there is nothing worse than being a disappointment in bed.

lishajoy777 14

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Show it anyway

Holy shit you're vain #73

KrazyKatz3 26

I think he got a lucky escape... sex should be trusting and you should have been understanding.

Well, at least you don't have to worry him not coming

Feels like you missed a word there.

I meant worry about him

lilbillXD 16

-1 pump chump?

When does the clock start ticking for the title of a 30-Second Man? When the raincoat has been removed from the package or when the little jimmy hat is fully in place?

jogihoppa8343 23

use of helmet is a wise decision to prevent serious injuries