By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 167
You deserved it 6 414

Same thing different taste

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Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

tehdarkness 21

Time to split the cost perhaps?


Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

Isn't abstinence the only foolproof way of preventing them? cause I'm pretty sure ops boyfriend has that down.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34
CallMeMcFeelii 13

That .01% is from those women's toilet seats I blew all over.. And all those cab seats.. I think I have a problem..

Or God's will (Mary, assuming she didn't bone some Roman dude.)

Are condoms expansive? I think you're bf is cheap or just doesn't wanna have sex with you.

Or it's like that episode of mythbusters were the women was inseminated by a bullet that had previously caused debilitating injury to some soldier during the civil war. I don't remember if it was busted or not.

tjv3 10

Well at least he is bein responsible . You should buy some

Which is exactly why he's refusing to have sex with her. No money = no condoms = no sex = no babies, which = more money.

nurchok 15

Ever heard of pull out? Just sayin' :)

Babies are super expensive plus babies poop, pee, and puke all over you too. Maybe you should let your boyfriend babysit and then use the money to buy some condoms, which by the way are not that expensive!

hannahsnyder69 16
saphire512 3

Apparently she's not getting any either way...

And abstinence doesn't cost a dime. She says her boyfriend won't have sex with her. Not having sex=no expensive babies.

51 Yes actually condoms are expansive. If you blow into them, they will expand.

tehdarkness 21

Time to split the cost perhaps?

perdix 29

#2, maybe "share the cost" would be a better way to put it. You never want the words "split" and "condom" to ever get close.

Perdix, give me back my thought. I was using it.

To be honest, you don't really want "split" anywhere in a conversation about sex do you??

knotcool 15

#138, unless you want your gf to "split" her legs open ;)

I personally think the perfect plan would be to buy the first few condoms, make it clear that she'll never have sex without condoms, give him the best sex he's ever had, and then he should have absolutely no problem buying the condoms in the future. :)

I feel very bad for you, condoms are pretty damn cheap

Seriously, they're $3 at the store and free at planned parenthood

I wish they were cheap here... you almost pay $2 per condom

$2? I wish condoms were that cheap.

Well considering he said condoms are expensive I'm guessing he doesn't have a job? But either way op FYL

He has his priorities straight....? Maybe?

or maybe his priorities are straight but he isnt?... it is a possibility.

Spending $2000 or so to support a child and a condom being maybe around $1.00 is chunk change...

graceinsheepwear 33

I think you mean the expression "chump change."

They're not having sex he doesn't need to pay for a child.

If you think a baby is only gonna cost you $2k I have some bad news for you..

34, it's estimated to be about 250,000 up to age 18 without even counting college.

I meant to say fingers went faster than my mind...

The majority of you missed the point, he's not having sex with her - he isn't going to make a child.

Just use a shopping bag or a sock...cheapies!!!

Oh yeah, there's noooo way that can go wrong -__-

of course not. I perfer a sandwhich bag. Ziploc of course. then nothing can get out.