aww if I was a man I wouldve punched him ;) xx

you guys are that close? hehe gotcha

Why aren't you buying your OWN sperm-catchers, op?? ydi!!

because he has extra small barely secured on by an elastic band :)

so, did you need small or extra small op? Lolz, close relationship you 2 share. Buy your own next time.

is this fml saying he's gay? and is having surprise butt sex with his dad?

suprise butt secks?? lolol

like father, like son

don't worry i hear that wonderstick size is hereditary.

I'm sure he was just joking OP. Besides, this is only an FML if your dick really is small.

awh u beat me to it 26! lol xD

WTF, this fml is so weird

hahah 12, I see what you did there :D

hahahahaha 12

The second extra small peepee FML in the past 24 hours. That's more than you can shake a stick at.

u r hott

He didn't proceed to ask you, He just god damn asked you

Win for your dad! Lose for you! haha

I'm guessing ur not packing heat ?

what's the rush to buy new condoms when your old condoms are apparently not getting used?

is there a reason you can't buy your own condoms?

close relationship? buyin condoms 2gether? i smell WINCEST!!!!!!!!!!!

nice op

74 yeah...

that's one father son relationship #closemaybetooclose

i dont understand. has ur dad been examing ur dick when fully erect.

LMFAO

haha x] i love you're dad.

ok ummm i know you said you have a close relationship with your dad but does it really need to be so close that he knows the size of your dick? :0 lolz :p

#12 is king!

lmfao his is probably small too

Sounds more like: Help, I can't take a ******* joke. FML

OH NO!!!!!!!!! Your dad has a sense of humor! FYL indeed, moron. Apparently senses of humor skip a generation, because if you had one then thus FML wouldn't exist

WIN

hahah 26

112 why do you type that thing at the end? #questioningyourstyle

#1 it sounds like he was joking, #2 why does your dad have to buy your condoms? If you're old enough to use them, you should be able to buy them for yourself. and #3, if you have condoms so long that they expire, you probably have no business buying more. Those things last for several years, if they're going bad, you're obviously not getting any

#133 that goes for pretty much everyone on FML.

so... which is it? small or extra small? just kidding. you don't have to answer if you don't wanna. :)

81 has a very good point

it's a joke dude. father son bonding. damnshit.

omfg im pretty sure by "expiring" he meant he used it . sometimes i wonder the IQ of some people(no offense)

9: you're really hot(;

ummm just how close is you and your dads relationship?!?!?!? xD

THANK GOD mona_is_here isn't here today!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD

u have really pretty eyes

...?

If you 2 have a close relationship then he was probably joking. So this really isn't a FML. If you needed extra small.. shoulda said you would have gotten a large if it wasn't fr his genetics... XD

well I hope you stopped him... *puts on sunglasses* short. yeeeeeeeeeah!

ahahaha win

bahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha!!

you an your big words ;(

Shoulda been like "if I inherited your genes then I'm gonna need extra extra small."

FYL for getting laid so infrequently that your condoms expire. Those things last for like 4 years haha

If "L" stands for "Little" in Soviet Russia, then lotzzz ;o

^WIN

^WIN

Short comments lately, Cinn. You're not letting the haters get to you, are ya?

Nah, Irish. I just occaisionally don't have a lot to say. I know it sounds unlikely. :)

Ah, good. Just makin' sure. I'm feeling bitchy today, so I'll run my mouth enough for the both of us till I can nap. :}

Wait. *dramatic pause* Cinn, with very little to add? JaneDoe in a bitchy mood? *another dramatic pause* WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?! :D Sorry, had to.

Lulz at Steff. Nah, pendatik. nerds is way nicer than even the nice TIJD. ;)

yeah, maybe it's REALLY fyml (f*** your mom's life)!!

it is genetic