About Racerx1695

Chances are that most people will not read this, but whatever. Message me if you want but I don't know how to check them or send back soooooooo… I eat vaginas for breakfast, awesome for lunch, and memes for dinner, snacking on small children/infants throughout the day. 99% of my comments will be unfunny, unrelated or ununderstandable. Sometimes I tend to be a grammar nazi, even though they suck the joke out of a situation. I have even developed an alter ego named Buzz Killington because I'm such a buzz kill… I'm waiting until someone slips up and says massage me in their description. I tend to stalk descriptions, so I will know when it happens. I have a horrible addiction to cracking my knuckles and using ellipsis… I'm a fairly avid gamer, although not very proud of it. Add me on live if you want: RacerX2099 And never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.


You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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