About Racerx1695
Chances are that most people will not read this, but whatever. Message me if you want but I don't know how to check them or send back soooooooo… I eat vaginas for breakfast, awesome for lunch, and memes for dinner, snacking on small children/infants throughout the day. 99% of my comments will be unfunny, unrelated or ununderstandable. Sometimes I tend to be a grammar nazi, even though they suck the joke out of a situation. I have even developed an alter ego named Buzz Killington because I'm such a buzz kill… I'm waiting until someone slips up and says massage me in their description. I tend to stalk descriptions, so I will know when it happens. I have a horrible addiction to cracking my knuckles and using ellipsis… I'm a fairly avid gamer, although not very proud of it. Add me on live if you want: RacerX2099 And never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else.
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Racerx1695's favorite FMLs

Make it so

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By henley / Monday 23 July 2012 01:33 /
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