Tiny Tim

Jsyk, I didn't scroll through comment before posting this

#122, actually I highly doubt *that* is what the op means. You know, not *every* woman complains about the size of a man's penis. I would be rather agitated too if I had a boyfriend using the wrong size condoms and them slipping off too. Would I care about his size? Not if I really LOVED him. But you're saying here that she can't get pleasure from him based on his size....what if it's that she can't get pleasure from him because the condom keeps slipping off, thus causing her to worry about the possibility of getting pregnant should they continue to engage in sexual activity. You're trying to read something that simply might not be there. How bout you stop trying to make excuses for a guy who needs to get the appropriate sized condoms and read what she's actually saying. Sometimes it's NOT about what's between the lines, but what's actually LITERALLY being said. Not every woman does that cryptic crap you're trying to get out of it.

#125, I understand your point. However, I do believe I'm right. Read OP's comment more carefully. Notice how she does not make any efforts in reassuring us that she is indeed satisfied with the size of her partner's package? Sometimes, unspoken words tell much greater tales than spoken ones. Notice how OP chose the name "hmmmm"... as in "Hmmmm, perhaps size DOES matter, and I wouldn't be living the misadventures of condom slippage if my significant other didn't have a freakishly tiny knob". Several years of studying psychology, anthropology and biology have led me to understand the fact that males with a complexing Johnson size do indeed suffer from an impairment that should, as was the case for their ancestors (and still is with their counterparts in the animal kingdom), bar them from mating with the female gender, which would gradually weaken the species over time. Thus, it is instinctive for women to hope for a bigger shlong, and to become detached, unaroused and doubtful when they lose the "codger lottery". Thankfully, nowadays, advances in medical science allow men to seek an artificial solution to their stick size issues instead of being merely cast aside like nature intended. I simply suggested that OP and her lifemate seek such solutions instead of heading for the unavoidable heartbreak that would force OP's then-ex to experience a lifetime of rejection and humiliating between-thumb-and-index self-gratification.

Either that or I'm drunk out of my mind again. But hey, having a below-average meat twinkie is a bitch. And so is sharing your life with someone who does. I sincerely hope OP comes up with a solution of which both parties will come out as winners.

See? #163 knows what I'm talking about. High five to you sir/madam.

Psychology is not always right. My boyfriend has a below average sized penis. He knows how to use what he has and I get wonderful pleasure from him. Not even the first time I saw him nude was I bummed. Not everyone is shallow.