By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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I like your style
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
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The thumb strikes back
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
The return of the thumb
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Ebonyirony's favorite FMLs
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By carla6991 - 09/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Dade City
carla6991 tells us more.
I actually do play with him and am commissioner of the crew and am a bit of a gamer myself. However, I require a bit more than 2 hours of sleep and don't feel like playing during every bit of spare time I have. We had a talk about it last night though and he agreed to cut down when I'm home from work so we'll see!
By Loner_Lou - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London