By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
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I actually do play with him and am commissioner of the crew and am a bit of a gamer myself. However, I require a bit more than 2 hours of sleep and don't feel like playing during every bit of spare time I have. We had a talk about it last night though and he agreed to cut down when I'm home from work so we'll see!