By angry girlfriend /
Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:32 /
Canada - Montreal
I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats and the dream of having a place of my own.
Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
By Anonymous /
Saturday 2 January 2016 22:31 /
United States
Domestic bliss
By Emma - /
Tuesday 8 December 2015 17:23 /
United States
Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML
By Anonymous - /
Monday 21 May 2012 23:14 /
United States
By smart move there - /
Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 /
Ireland - Naas