Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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Top comments
freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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Comments (204)
the_true_batman 10
Where do you even get small condoms? And what are they called? I only see regular condoms, and occasionally I'll notice large condoms. I don't do a lot of box reading though, but I just can't imagine seeing condoms advertised as being small on the box.
Cinn_fml 23
It's possible that the boyfriend bought large when he needed regular. But even if he did buy regular and they're too big, there will be smaller ones somewhere, even if they're not very common or labelled 'small'.
sarahshanghai 9
The pill is quite helpful...
nuffsaidboutthat 4
It's that pussy troll pillow pants again!!! At first he only bit dicks but now he's pulling condoms off!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend sounds like a childish narcissist. Perhaps he isn't mature enough to be having sex if he won't comprehend that pregnancy can occur if the wrong condom size is used. /facepalm I hope he pulled out when it came off, and I also hope you're on some sort of birth control too. As for when it fell off, I don't know if it would be better if he came before or after...either way it would probably be too close to...well, you know.
bubbiebear 7
XXS?
Katshia 2
well tell him if he doesn't want to wear smaller ones he will be getting no sexy time. should do the trick
MR_RODSQUAD 11
He got the magnum didn't he?
wisecatlady123 11
Tell him to use the right size condom or no more hanky panky!
Briiyahh 7
You feel less of a man if you admit it though
boobear90 3
Im glad u came!...NOT