It was a sperm of the moment kind of thing.

I laughed way too hard at this.

agreed ^

He definitely *puts on sunglasses* hit it twice.

Yeeeaaahhh!

Rule #2 - The Double Tap.

In what world would that ever be a good idea? Like what did he think was going to happen? Either it would get stuck up there, or it's going to fall. I just fail to see how that would appeal to him.. but to each their own?

Regardless of what he thought, I can't imagine it turning out better.

I can think of so many things that could've gone worse

well it IS good for your skin...

It's like a prepackaged facial.

This move should be in Urban Dictionary under "Snowman"

Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on let's go and play. I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away. We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you would tell me why. Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman. Go away Anna. Okay, bye.

Do you want to build a snowman? Cum on let's go and play!

Yes this is positive yet mine is negative... The logic is nonexistent

Should have went with Olaf . Everyone loves Olaf .

#16 yours was long winded for no reason and didn't use a pun that was staring you right in the face.

Welcome to the FML community; where everyone is judged.

Yours said come not cum and was horribly to long

It's not the length, it's how you use it

31... It's actually spelled "come"... But I'll agree with the second part of your comment.

In terms of ejaculate, it's spelled cum, don't pull your grammar nazi shit over here

Huzzah!

From one 'head' to another

Did he at least point his penis in the air and yell heads up?

that's a unique way of giving a facial.

He must be a gamer- headshot of the week.

"Care package inbound."

more like predator missile