By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It was a sperm of the moment kind of thing.

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WhackTheJackal 22

He definitely *puts on sunglasses* hit it twice.

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tigerisabelle 31

In what world would that ever be a good idea? Like what did he think was going to happen? Either it would get stuck up there, or it's going to fall. I just fail to see how that would appeal to him.. but to each their own?

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strike2867 13

Regardless of what he thought, I can't imagine it turning out better.

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TheMalygos 21

I can think of so many things that could've gone worse

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PennyLane27 32

This move should be in Urban Dictionary under "Snowman"

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nevm 12

Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on let's go and play. I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away. We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you would tell me why. Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman. Go away Anna. Okay, bye.

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whiteangel361 10

Do you want to build a snowman? Cum on let's go and play!

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nevm 12

Yes this is positive yet mine is negative... The logic is nonexistent

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devildog562 33

Should have went with Olaf . Everyone loves Olaf .

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Miss_Moody23 19

#16 yours was long winded for no reason and didn't use a pun that was staring you right in the face. Welcome to the FML community; where everyone is judged.

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weswheatley 14

Yours said come not cum and was horribly to long

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ImAFaker 29

It's not the length, it's how you use it

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Axipiter 24

31... It's actually spelled "come"... But I'll agree with the second part of your comment.

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23lf 16

In terms of ejaculate, it's spelled cum, don't pull your grammar nazi shit over here

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devildog562 33

Did he at least point his penis in the air and yell heads up?

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