I hope you said yes.

I hope the bird said yes too

The OP obviously is a classy lady herself... She called a toilet "the crapper."

you're right, she didn't say "shitter" >_>

I think this is cute. Even though it would probably be better if he was sober. Did you say yes?

She called it a crapper to paint an illusion for the scenario, subliminally referencing that toilet is far to classy for such a moment

Guess what I'm saying instead of toilet now.

Can we all just appreciate her name is "shittyproposal"

#77- I don't know about everyone else but I'm getting tired of all "shitty" puns.

I have to agree. That is all.

I hope you told the bastard no.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

you think its cute for someone to purpose while on the toilet??

as being currently drunk, I can tell you that he forgot the romantic moonlight

*romantic moonlight serenade...which is not something you put on a salad :D

Who needs moonlight, when he had his own moon to show the OP? (:

At least he drunkenly proposed to OP, not someone else.

"Once upon a time, we almost got engaged."

Or maybe: "I can still remember the sweet smell of shit and the wind blowing through my hair from the fan in the bathroom. Yup it was so romantic alright"

Then he vomited all over himself. It truly was love.

You're fired

and rehired!

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Crap

but what if dinosaurs attack...can I tape my thumbs to my palms and act like them??

I believe her username answers that question

#9 In that case, are you actually a flying leumer?

Straight from the old "gotta trap me a man" school of dating.