By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 250
You deserved it 4 865

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

Romantic, or something


What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

I hope you said yes.

Rainhawk94 27

I hope the bird said yes too

The OP obviously is a classy lady herself... She called a toilet "the crapper."

you're right, she didn't say "shitter" >_>

I think this is cute. Even though it would probably be better if he was sober. Did you say yes?

hannahsnyder69 16

She called it a crapper to paint an illusion for the scenario, subliminally referencing that toilet is far to classy for such a moment

Guess what I'm saying instead of toilet now.

wowthatsucks5 8

Can we all just appreciate her name is "shittyproposal"

skyttlz 32

#77- I don't know about everyone else but I'm getting tired of all "shitty" puns.

I have to agree. That is all.

I hope you told the bastard no.

Jameslb 2

Still a better love story than Twilight.

jillian2296 11

you think its cute for someone to purpose while on the toilet??

Romantic, or something

as being currently drunk, I can tell you that he forgot the romantic moonlight

*romantic moonlight serenade...which is not something you put on a salad :D

Who needs moonlight, when he had his own moon to show the OP? (:

At least he drunkenly proposed to OP, not someone else.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Well at least you'll have a story to tell the grandkids.

"Once upon a time, we almost got engaged."

euphoricness 28

Or maybe: "I can still remember the sweet smell of shit and the wind blowing through my hair from the fan in the bathroom. Yup it was so romantic alright"

MyUsernameKatie 31

Then he vomited all over himself. It truly was love.

This sounds like a crappy situation.

Rainhawk94 27

You're fired

and rehired!

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Rainhawk94 27


but what if dinosaurs attack...can I tape my thumbs to my palms and act like them??

nnnope 26

your username made me laugh harder than it should have.

So,was it a shitty proposal?

I believe her username answers that question

#9 In that case, are you actually a flying leumer?

He's got nothing to hide! Say yes!

Accept before he sobers up and retracts it!

graceinsheepwear 33

Straight from the old "gotta trap me a man" school of dating.

ballettillidie 8

Dawwwww! How romantic!!!

Congratulations! :D Oh so romantic.