I'm trying to educate the world, one dumbass at a time.
You'll find that I'm brilliant, devilishly handsome and humorous beyond belief. My hobbies include manipulation and passive aggression. If you are an officer with Interpol, I'm not the guy you're looking for.
This is all you need to know about me. Should you want to learn more than you need to know, you can find more about me at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/yggdrassil.
Feel free to message me. I won't respond.
(If you're familiar with Norse mythology and wondering about my name's spelling, I only used one G because some wannabe had already taken the name "yggdrassil".)
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Up and coming moderator
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I agree, my mouse works.
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
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50 quality comments
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Tommy Wiseau
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One more and it's business time
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Santa Claus
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The return of the thumb
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Gandhi
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