hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
angelisa
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
d
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
diesel444
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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Comments (204)
bmboente15 0
Sorry op, hope you weren't left in a sticky situation or anything ;)
TallestThoughts 12
Your puns are bad and you should feel bad.
bmboente15 0
Sorry, you sound upset.
dsl1123 8
Hey SwagPuppt. NEEDLEDICK !
eggmarie 25
A+ for effort.
ceegee415 5
F for execution
Pogox 5
D for dumbfuck.
jennt89 10
just buy them take then out of the box and don't let him know.
CzechIsBack 15
As his ego is already deflated, I would avoid using phrases like "it's fun-sized" when having that conversation...
lazyfoo92 4
Not that hard to admit lol but yes sometimes it hurts the ego. Just be safe OP:)
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure having your future son/daughter will convince him to use smaller condoms about 9 months from now.
expertsmilee 26
Better safe than having to choose between life and abortion ._.
Dracoboxer357 36
Honesty, Op. Don't lie and buy the smaller condoms with the bigger sized box. Get the smaller condoms and have a chat with him: You love him, his penis satisfies you and you just want both of you to be safe together, period. Just my opinion.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
I'm with you on that one. The same people telling op to lie would not be cool with us lying about actually wearing one
lylee001 6
Well hopefully no period when they are doing it
ImmaB3AST 7
So he's the guy who said he was buying them bigger to the store clerk.
kikijo 2
Well played sir...
DukeLeto 14
...or maybe he just needs to finish faster...