hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
angelisa
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
d
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
diesel444
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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gracehi 33
The true tragedy of this is that your boyfriend probably shouldn't reproduce.
perdix 31
Ironically, because of his stubbornness, you could end up with a BIG problem. If he insists on using oversized condoms, stick with anal. You'll just poop out his trophy at a later date ;)
gracehi 33
I just threw up a little inside my mouth.
jem970 19
Oh my gosh perdix!
Dracoboxer357 36
56- And the winner of the "Most Shocking Comment Today" award goes to..... ;p Brutal, Perdix. Just brutal. ;P
notepie 6
Time for a new boyfriend!!!
Ehko 6
The truth hurts.
noisebox 1
You could always let him in the back door to solve that problem
daytoday21 10
Then refuse to let him into your body.
fyreprincess 3
try female condoms. a bit pricey but they feel better for both partners.
fukmefreddy 4
apparently you don't know what a comma splice is either. A comma splice is used to talk like Yoda, where you put the predicate at the end of the sentence. nice fail though grammar nazi, hahaha.
itsme1321 3
You do realize that just because you type something with inferred conviction, that it doesn't make your complete nonsense true, right? A comma splice is two independent clauses joined only by a comma.
Warden1986 16
Then you should refuse sex with him, till he get he's size.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Ahh, so I guess your boyfriend is the guy the cashier was ringing up from the FML about the customer needlessly telling him he was buying condoms that were too big. Some guy you got there OP.