hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
angelisa
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
d
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
diesel444
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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hannah10001 2
You should buy ones that fit and put them in the box of the ones that don't!! He will never know!
mpalmiter4717 8
OP, don't listen to everyone telling you to go on the pill or get female condoms. Women have always been expected to take care of the birth control. Seriously stroke his ego, then right before sex, pull out the smaller condoms you bought. If he wont use them, no sex!
southernboy78 0
Wow. I dont have a big dick but I've NEVER had that issue!
_PurpleTortugas_ 2
you could just go buy some smaller condoms and put them in a condom box that says they're larger. then when he's like 'see! they fit perfectly' just smile & nod.
kageshin1 2
I am just saying. But all condoms are suppose to be the same. Really is no difference in size. I think you just need a better man, but that's just me no offense tended.
angel96cake 7
somebody cant accept the fact that he's little winny
locloves44 3
Buy a smaller size and put in a box them in the same box as the old ones
Loboman 6
Oops, it slipped off again. Guess we will have to go without...again :p
wallstreet015 0
just use a vibrator until he learns his lesson or have anal sex
superfire 3
He'll grow into them promise