hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
angelisa
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
d
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
diesel444
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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shrdlu 28
Makes me think of NASA. For the early space flights, the astronaut had to wear a condom (connected to some tubing) for urination while suited. The official condom sizes were small, medium, and large, which the astronauts promptly renamed to extra-large, gigantic, and immense.
flutter4 7
Unless you want a baby lol
TabooSushi 24
If he won't buy smaller condoms, ask him if he's prefer a bigger girlfriend a few months later when you're pregnant with his child. =p That or ask if he'd prefer a "smaller" sex life, meaning no proper protection = no sexy times.
iMandyx3 5
Can someone say, pencil dick?
sierraleeannee 13
Pencil dick?
journeytotheend 16
It you still "get down" even after you told him then ydi
aalijahraj 10
Just choose some other sort of birth control. Problem sorto!!!!
ultra_notorious 26
never had that problem. try doing it without feels better, especially filling the girl up at the end.
princessAj1 6
You could always tell him you want to use extra thin condoms ?! Tight fit and more sensation.
Cookiedough1987 4
To everyone that says buy smaller ones and put them in a bigger box - don't you think that if the condoms, that were previously too big, suddenly magically start 'fitting' him he would notice and probably realise that somethings up? That'll probably hurt him more.
Futacy 30
I suppose so, or maybe he'd think there was a little "growth spurt"
RedPillSucks 33
Have him wear 4 or 5 at a time. They'll probably stay on then.... </sarcasm>