hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
angelisa
Yuba City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
d
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
omgdesdes
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
diesel444
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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freshprizzle1 13
My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.
rahrah765765 11
Needle dick.
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igetitincum2win 11
Tell him it might not be the biggest but he obviously knows how to use it if your with him ,and it's better to have a little condom then no condom at all!
Cinn_fml 23
Why are so many people telling her to lie to her boyfriend about what size he's using? If she has to lie to her boyfriend to be able to have safe sex then there's something wrong with that relationship. Yes, it might hurt his ego to admit that he has a smaller dick than he thinks he does, but ultimately it'll be better for them both if he eventually can come to terms with it and buy the right sized condoms. The OP can help with this, if she talks to him in a nice, supportive and mature manner and especially if she reassures him that he pleases her regardless of size.
AClassActx3 7
Go on sex strike!
sublimaze 6
Like sliding a hot dog down the hallway, eh
NailQueen2 7
Take a morning after pill just to make sure that you don't have a little one on the way
Whachubbleisthis 4
Tell him no sex until he buys the right size!
sammichbunny 3
I see some of these fml's and think,this is another good reason that I'm a lesbian:). You can thumbs down now.Really,the fml community hates me.
The_F3rris 11
Itty bitty penis committee.
sammichbunny 3
Does your penis hang low,does it wobble to and fro,can you tie it in a knot,can you tie it in a bow?
sammichbunny 3
Does my comment really suck,do the fml people give a ****,should I never comment again,I'm gonna crawl back to my den..bye bye