Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Mr_S3xypants
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dude..seriously??
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Patts_fml
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Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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zanrothnis
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It's been that long?
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mikeeg
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The scale must have been off.
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Meowingtons500
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I wonder if OP found a gummy bear in one of her fat rolls.
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DioMaledica
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Op must've been in denial if he/she is just realizing the weight problem I'm not an expert in this sort of thing though.
**wow autocorrect replaced thing with thong luckily I noticed before posting.
**wow autocorrect replaced thing with thong luckily I noticed before posting.
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ColdplaySucks
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Look, if you're fat, get a gym membership and burn it off.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
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Did the scale say " to be continued..."??
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kyarush
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Semen is a natural fat burner...
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jjoyce6
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The word of the day is: Obesity
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eyeIoveyou
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"ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!"
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cocobulla1
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Just ready to face reality and it's bout time to step
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KeyboardWarrior
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Try losing some weight then? Commit to it, set a goal for yourself and do it. And don't try those weird diets, they don't work. Healthy food and exercise.
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enonymous
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It's ok OP I do the same thing to look at my penis. I went a whole 5 months without seeing it and found it bedazzled.
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AnagenisisZagus
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No shit. Did we read the same FML?
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brendafriesen
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I disliked your status... Not because I disagree, but because Coldplay is awesome.
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brendafriesen
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That comment was for 60 btw
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baseball6917
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I hate these fat fmls. quit complainin and actually do somethin. it's your fault!
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StoryOfTheYear
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6-pack flabs. :O
I is be jealous.
Edit: 154- There are definetly "likes" on FML.
I is be jealous.
Edit: 154- There are definetly "likes" on FML.
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CondomSense
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I have to move my morbidly obese penis out of the way to read my scales.
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Mr_S3xypants
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dude..seriously??
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angrymexican
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The first sign where you can tell your overweight is when you can't see the scale under your feet.
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idontknowyou123
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43- I know some heavyset and some overweight people with huge feet and have never lost site of them
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ShroomsOnAcid
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I can't see the scale underneath me without bending sideways and I'm not overweight. Boobies gettin in the way.
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OriginalimoaN
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Well boobs are sacks of fat; sexy sacks, but still fat sacks. Lol.
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The_Weirdo
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When I was little I thought boobs had pudding in them, turns out that's not why I couldn't stop looking at them.
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Northpoo
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I like pudding.....
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ShroomsOnAcid
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Uhhhhh no, 62, they are sacks of sand. Obviously you'really a virgin.
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abbey321
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Anyone notice op's name?
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JMTS
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Movie reference from 40 Year Old Virgin?
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ShroomsOnAcid
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150- Of course, who else would think that?
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imustbeinsane
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80- If only they did...
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Patts_fml
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Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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OP I think they are making ones that say ur weight so it'll save u the trouble of lifting up ur flab ;)
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bearnblue
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I like your name OP
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friedchickenpie
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Did you find a quarter in one of your fat rolls?
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idontknowyou123
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Are you Garfield?
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txgirl2013
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No, clearly she's Ms. Piggy
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idontknowyou123
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Close Enough.
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dkhannar
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Haha I love Garfield... My fury friend and his mmmm good lasagna
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CommonSenseKarma
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At least Garfield accepts and embraces himself.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
I'm glad he accepts himself, but he's still not nermal.
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anjtrg_1112
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Garfield !!!
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screamo_neve
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4 beat you to it.
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25shark
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Copy much?
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thisisafunnyname
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118, 117 beat you to it
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HoboSmeller
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Get an extended scale, one with a read out that is further out than your stomach. that way you wont have to lift your stomach to see the number.
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flockz
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or get a set of mirrors that can reflect the number back to you, you know, around the blubber.
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Alexis9194
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Or lose weight...
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Fmls4life
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Or you can go exercise your ugly fat ass.
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princeofgirl
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I don't think it matters if they got a bigger scale or not, it should be obvious that they need to lose weight of they have rip move their fat.
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onlyoncamera
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Nice!!
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AspynMicaela
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And the number was..?
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Deeznutzhairy
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His phone number (:
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Llamassss
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Ms piggy would make it her phone number.
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Deeznutzhairy
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Touchè.
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traviemojo
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He doesn't need a phone since he has no friends
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KeyboardWarrior
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Says the 18 year old in a baby swing...
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StEENAEph
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Probably off the scale.
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slushpup9696
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I'm genuinely curious if you knew you had a weight problem before this or if this is what it took for you to realize it.
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Torva_fml
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Doesn't matter, you're just a cat sitting on a newspaper.
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dandimae
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At least you know now and you can change it!!!
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theycallmejack
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No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
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theycallmejack
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No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
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theycallmejack
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No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
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himoonkey
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The fuck you talking about?