It's been that long?

The scale must have been off.

I wonder if OP found a gummy bear in one of her fat rolls.

Op must've been in denial if he/she is just realizing the weight problem I'm not an expert in this sort of thing though.

**wow autocorrect replaced thing with thong luckily I noticed before posting.

Look, if you're fat, get a gym membership and burn it off.

Did the scale say " to be continued..."??

Semen is a natural fat burner...

The word of the day is: Obesity

"ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!"

Just ready to face reality and it's bout time to step

Try losing some weight then? Commit to it, set a goal for yourself and do it. And don't try those weird diets, they don't work. Healthy food and exercise.

It's ok OP I do the same thing to look at my penis. I went a whole 5 months without seeing it and found it bedazzled.

No shit. Did we read the same FML?

I disliked your status... Not because I disagree, but because Coldplay is awesome.

That comment was for 60 btw

I hate these fat fmls. quit complainin and actually do somethin. it's your fault!

6-pack flabs. :O
I is be jealous.

Edit: 154- There are definetly "likes" on FML.

I have to move my morbidly obese penis out of the way to read my scales.

dude..seriously??

The first sign where you can tell your overweight is when you can't see the scale under your feet.

43- I know some heavyset and some overweight people with huge feet and have never lost site of them

I can't see the scale underneath me without bending sideways and I'm not overweight. Boobies gettin in the way.

Well boobs are sacks of fat; sexy sacks, but still fat sacks. Lol.

When I was little I thought boobs had pudding in them, turns out that's not why I couldn't stop looking at them.

I like pudding.....

Uhhhhh no, 62, they are sacks of sand. Obviously you'really a virgin.

Anyone notice op's name?

Movie reference from 40 Year Old Virgin?

150- Of course, who else would think that?

80- If only they did...

Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP

OP I think they are making ones that say ur weight so it'll save u the trouble of lifting up ur flab ;)

I like your name OP

Did you find a quarter in one of your fat rolls?

Are you Garfield?

No, clearly she's Ms. Piggy

Close Enough.

Haha I love Garfield... My fury friend and his mmmm good lasagna

At least Garfield accepts and embraces himself.

I'm glad he accepts himself, but he's still not nermal.

Garfield !!!

4 beat you to it.

Copy much?

118, 117 beat you to it

Get an extended scale, one with a read out that is further out than your stomach. that way you wont have to lift your stomach to see the number.

or get a set of mirrors that can reflect the number back to you, you know, around the blubber.

Or lose weight...

Or you can go exercise your ugly fat ass.

I don't think it matters if they got a bigger scale or not, it should be obvious that they need to lose weight of they have rip move their fat.

Nice!!

And the number was..?

His phone number (:

Ms piggy would make it her phone number.

Touchè.

He doesn't need a phone since he has no friends

Says the 18 year old in a baby swing...

Probably off the scale.

I'm genuinely curious if you knew you had a weight problem before this or if this is what it took for you to realize it.

Doesn't matter, you're just a cat sitting on a newspaper.

At least you know now and you can change it!!!

No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat

No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat

No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat

The fuck you talking about?