By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 186
You deserved it 18 623

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at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches

wow... and your life is fucked how?

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wow... and your life is fucked how?

ok...and? ...NEXT!!!!-

Are you kidding?This is terrible! She'll need months of therapy to even feel safe stepping on scales again ;D

You're right! I'm sorry OP, I hope it all gets better in your life.

I'd only call this an FML if the scale was thrown off by her being so fat, her belly rolls were being held up by a towel rack or something

Yes, but then she'd also be a balding yellow cartoon. So that really wouldn't be the main reason her life was F'd.

you could amputate an arm to lose weight fast...

how is it bad at all

cool story bro

exactly. worst things could happen

he's kidding right!? how is that an fml ydi for wasting my time with this lame exuse for an fml fuck u guy who wrote this comment peice of . 

Today, I stepped on the scale and it told me the wrong weight. FML you couldve said just that instead of wasting 30 seconds ofvour lives.

Please tell me you're not being serious with that spelling.

i don't understand if the corner of your rug was on top of the scale wouldn't it make you weigh more? or even if it was under it wouldn't throw the scale off balance i have a million and 3 rugs in my house and my scale never read me wrong. get a life and post a real FML dumbass

Today,I tried to FML something that was actually funny but aparently FML found it funnier that an obese woman thought she lost weight but didn't.FML

hey 73, she has a life it's just busy being fucked right now or maybe it's under a scale

i ate too much and now im fat fuck my life

she shouldn't even bother, she will never have the willpower to become human again

at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches

Yeah I'll take shit that never happened for $800

140 is probably about perfect for your height. :)

ur still here snickerdoodoo?

^^ haha:) and what's the big deal, just try again.

jenninsac sounds like a total bitch whos insecure about herself...just saying...

It isn't the weight, it is the mirror. If you look good it doesn't matter how much you weigh. Muscle weighs more than fat anyway, you could actually gain some weight while shaping a body part.

Ajjas013 6

This is an FML because she's sad about her weight which trigger a serious brain-nerve revelation thingy which compells her to eat some cookie dough ice cream which in turn increases her weight. That's how the cycle is created.