Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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lightningman 0
Haha
hashnasnne 0
This has ydi written all over it.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
I'll never understand why people always assume being overweight is self inflicted.
bingababe 16
Because you don't just all over a sudden wake up one day being fat. People have to notice they're gaining weight and have the chance to do something about it before it gets out of hand. If they don't then it's their own fault.
M0rt 0
Unless you're part of the 1% of the population with a glandular problem being fat is always a ydi
Dojan 16
What if your parents overfed you as a kid? You don't have much control over what you eat when you're around six years old. Then there's people who have problems with food. And those with low metabolism. Then there's people who get incapacitated and can't do anything about it. But yeah, it's always their own fault. I mean they forced that truck driver to drive under the influence, hit them and break their spine. Woops! Seems as if I forgot!! Tact, go and get some...
Schizomaniac 24
Calm yourself.
taradeborde87 3
Yes #74, because getting hit by a truck is the same as not wanting to put down the sandwich.
hashnasnne 0
yeah, but you don't notice out of the blue one day that you got fat. It accumulates over time, and you're the only one that can stop it. Take control of what you're eating, and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Take matters into your own hands.
ohSNAPyall 27
74 medicines like birth control can also make you put on weight.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
74- I know a few people who were/are overweight after being pregnant, and I gained some when I went on birth control as 190 said. It's not a black and white issue.
Dojan 16
As I was saying: there can be multiple reasons for being overweight. It's not always within ones own control.
taradeborde87 3
Well Dojan, you shouldn't compare being overweight to getting hit by a truck. That's very poor taste/judgment on your part.
crazyrunnergirl 7
Biggest loser ?
megbrooke23 0
Where did you find that picture?? Hilarious!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
i like that show
shift_love 13
How many cheeseburgers ago was it? Prolly in the thousands by now lol
mrszane93 5
(cough) lame (cough)
mrszane93 5
Sounds like the time I couldn't even lift mine when I tried to shave when I was pregnant. Lol
shift_love 13
Lol. Gross. Bush. My fuzzy little man peach...
mrszane93 5
Haha. That was 5 months ago lol.
mrszane93 5
And I managed to get most of it so ha!!
baseballplaya5 7
Time to stop eating at McDonalds
sikmunkee 9
are you American?
shift_love 13
It says united states right next to op's name...
rubberduckie94 13
us americans do like to eat, but really i promise not all of us are fat.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Somebody won't be back on the scale for a while
Takainthemachine 0
Get off it, lose some weight and try again in a few years...
Cheerx7 0
Hahahaa. I only weight 99 pounddss
KeyboardWarrior 10
That would put you at about age 10? 11? I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be using this site, in fact it even asks you if you are 17 or older when downloading the app.
chelseasamazing 6
I'm 15 and I weigh 96. so you don't have to be 10 to weigh 99. and they could be using a computer to get on here.
ZeDolphinator 7
And even if you are old enough to be on here, you still don't have to gloat.
andrealovvve 17
I'm 18 years old and weigh 96 pounds. Just cuz u way less, doesnt mean anythin. So that was a stupid comment.
eminarnar 0
That unhealthy fosho. Unless you're in the 4ft range.
desireev 18
That's not something to brag about. 99 lbs is an okay weight if you're 11-13 years old.. But if you're old enough to be reading these, then you probably shouldn't be bragging about that..
chelseasamazing 6
I'm only 4'11" so I'm not underweight I'm just short.
aw3som3sauc3 10
Nice picture!
sheethapins 13
Goddamn, eat a sammich. Your weight creeps me out. Feels great to be laughed at for your size, huh toothpick?
lotrgeek 10
Go eat a cheeseburger you twat!