ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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Dojan 16
Prejudice and tactlessness, ooh the foul smell of these comments. Work hard OP! You can do it o(^?^)o
taternuts 0
I feel bad for your scale
Horcruxer 0
It's ok girl some men like that
jpshort 0
And how do you know it is a girl?
SadinSherman 16
Very few men are called ms piggy
jewebb92 5
So how much do you weigh?
NoogetySensation 0
why would you lift it straight up? I can't see how that would hep you see what's under it. maybe moving it to the side or pushing it in would be better
alexup24 13
That's not completely sad
alexup24 13
That's not completely sad
perdix 31
When you have to move your stomach to see the number, you don't need to actually see the number. The scale is telling you all you need to know. What you might learn may be so discouraging, you may do nothing about it. Lose five pounds. When you get there, start to lose another 5 pounds. Keep doing that until you can see the numbers on the scale.
IllogicalGenius 0
Next year, we work on touching our toes...but good start.
KiddNYC1O 22
I hope you yelled "Look out below!" when you dropped it...