Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
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Marcella1016 32
Please don’t let it bring you down - your family is joking, and probably comfortable doing so because you are clearly NOT chubby. They know it didn’t break due to your weight, but if their teasing bothers you, let them know. Please don’t let it turn into an unhealthy obsession with your weight - again, 110 lbs is NOT overweight, and you definitely have nothing to worry about! 😄
Chazzster 32
Oops I hit the wrong button - I meant to upvote.
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Marcella1016 32
Please don’t let it bring you down - your family is joking, and probably comfortable doing so because you are clearly NOT chubby. They know it didn’t break due to your weight, but if their teasing bothers you, let them know. Please don’t let it turn into an unhealthy obsession with your weight - again, 110 lbs is NOT overweight, and you definitely have nothing to worry about! 😄
Chazzster 32
Oops I hit the wrong button - I meant to upvote.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
MDoesn't matter how wrong they are or how comfortable they are with it the moment she said stop or looked uncomfortable they should've stopped.
bleachedraven 14
Guess that scale is more important to them than you are...get out.