ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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iceblue_fml 0
Sounds like it's time for a diet? Unless the person you are with is happy with the way you look.
ohSNAPyall 27
She could diet for her own satisfaction, health and confidence.
babiebuntin 7
I'm sorry hun. :/
afulks78 11
Oh god. Fyl indeed
penguinazul 13
Things that make me feel better about myself... I'm fat, but I don't have to lift anything up to see the scale and I can still totally see my feet. If I can't, it's cause of my ****, not my stomach.
yumlicious 4
YDI FATASS!! Now do something about it. So gross...
sheethapins 13
Well sounds like you can't join weight watchers.
EmperorXing 0
I wonder if your feet get wet when you take a shower
daydreamer244 13
Go jogging!?!?
CoolRainbowdash 15
Tell Kermit the frog about this
FYLDeep 26
I bet the scale read "Goddamn!".