ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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mikeeg 0
OPs username goes so well with the post.
katiaklever 0
Haha xD
rainbo955 0
Funny. Ops from the states.
lightningman 0
Time to lay off the supersize burgers. And stop eating hoe hoes... Hoe hoe.
chels1994 11
And there's your sign
jaredjudd21 2
Did you finally build up the courage to step on the scale or you just forgot what a scale was until you found it under a bunch of junk
yumlicious 4
YDI fatass. So gross.
mikeeg 0
:O what a dick.
rubberduckie94 13
i have no problems with over weight people. it has no bearings on who they are as a person, but I most ask you really did not notice you had a weight problem until this moment?
every1luvsboners 11
And when you picked up your gut I bet you lost 5-10 pounds due to the TV remote, foot-long meatball sub, the poodle and the candy bar that fell out of your roll.
twofirstnames 12
After so many rolls they could have their own bakery...
NoogetySensation 0
After so many rolls you would think it was a soccer ball.....
upyourzlolz 11
Anyone else think this sounds like a bad "to mama" joke?
KyuuketsukiApple 30
To mama from who?
mikeeg 0
42- I bet you have an iPhone or iPod touch and when you went to write "yo" it autocorrected to "to", right? That always happens to me.
upyourzlolz 11
It does. However, the foolish ones forget. Myself included.
linkinpark98 24
Shame shame.