ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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every1luvsboners 11
You can always go to a truck weighing station and they can tell you how much you weigh, so you don't have to burn any calories lifting your rolls.
robpressley93 8
Wow seeing all of these comments really makes me lose all faith for humanity. If you have nothing better to do than pick on somebody for their weight, you have no life and are just in general cruel and a soulless being.
BigSlingin 0
Damn... 350
pie29302930 0
Ha you're fat.
hateevryone 15
So what does that tell you.....
MelTheGreat 23
Silver lining: at least you didn't break the scale.
lulzworthy 3
Then lose some weight you cow, what's so FML about this other than your dumbshit eating habits?
TheEpicPies 15
It's okay.
akinsel2 6
you know, did OP even need to step on a scale?? If it gets to this point, don't you think you should get to the point where you know for sure you can actually see the scale before caring about what the number is, since at the point you can't see the scale means "TOO MUCH FAT!"
sassypenguinxox 15
Was thinking the same exact thing
perdix 31
To me, the most depressing part about the story is that what blocks her view is her stomach, not her ****. Usually, the consolation prize for being a fat chick is big *******. To the men in your life, the booby prize.