Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Top comments
Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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underguarded 20
Well that can't be a good sign.
FrownUrBrown 3
HAHAHA
sandmancometh 3
Takes a big man to admit your a big man. Man.....
YoshiXclusive 0
And the answer is..... We will find out after the break.
littlemsweirdo 12
Eating too much mcdonalds now are we?! :) It's okay , just try a better diet from now.
mrsayuso 0
You people are so mean! She clearly knows she has a weight problem hence her name, and she posted it as an FML.
VoteForTaco 8
I bet the number was OVER 9000!!
buster109 3
Ouch !
goodgirlxgonebad 3
I actually feel. I didn't have a scale for a long time and I cried in bed bath and beyond when I was buying a scale and weighed myself. It's hard.
Monkeybuttcream 4
OP, don't be discouraged. When you can sit on a tailgate of a truck and lift the front tires in the air, you will then be ready to train in the art of the sumo. (until then...keep eating!)