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Beginner
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Mobility
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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Consolation prize
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

11%
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Profile completed
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

7%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

5%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

23%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

26%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Himoonkey's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By secretpornstar / Monday 13 June 2011 19:23 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 March 2012 20:23 / Ireland

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By asdfBUTT - / Tuesday 6 March 2012 01:36 / United States

Smooth talker

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it