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you guys all realize that muscle weighs more than fat, right? OP could be very muscular and still weigh almost 300lbs

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Thank you for being so logical, #15. As I'm too dumb to understand what numbers mean and my comment was not a joke, I assumed OP had at least a couple thousand in their bank account. C'mon I even used the "~" !

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It was on a previous FMLs comments; people said to start establishing a sarcasm font type thing where you enclose the sentence in ~s. I want it to catch on so I've put it in the top comments like three times haha

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Well I weigh 115 lbs, that's still more than my bank account D: But I'm a college student, so being poor is expected! :D

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same here 118. I'm a college student and I weight 120. I would be lucky to even have 30 bucks in my bank account...

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Yup, same here 118. I'm underweight and have not broken my weight yet this quarter even getting tons of assistance. Working more next quarter, hopefully I'll break $100. Maybe.

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Lol i am a 115 pound 5'5" eighth grader and have a lot more than my weight in the bak... But then again, I don't have to pay rent or anything so...

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And here my brain was bring simple and just came to the conclusion that OP did international currency conversions in their head for fun when checking their bank balance.

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Why not just go with the weight of a gold dollar or a silver dollar? Much faster to get one of those's weight then take the weight of a penny and multiply it by a hundred.

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It's not that bad. Over half the world weighs less than their bank account, or (if they don't have one like in 3rd world countries) any of their money at all! So, be thankful you can pay for food.

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since when is it bad to relate your life to OP'S? because I'm pretty sure I see it all the time. I wasn't taking attention away from op or taking the spotlight if you will. Its called relating.

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Also 105 I didn't disclose my entire financial situation. so since you mentioned it, I can't actually afford food either. And before I get crap about a job I can't get one. I lost mine due to disability.

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142 - I don't mean to poke holes through your story, but if you can't afford food then how can you afford Internet/phone bill to be on FML?

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Its a family phone plan. I've been on the contract for years and paid by own part until a few months ago when the accident happened that lead to my disability. My family also refuses to take my phone off the plan even though I can't pay it right now because I need my phone "incase something else happens."

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What a bullshit story. You can't legally be fired and cut off because of your disability, so that's obviously not true. If it is, you should take a government class to know your rights. And if you have the time to make these comments, you have the time to do something about your situation regardless.

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Push ups don't cost a dime neither does running. Healthy foods are expensive, but most of the time just cutting back on amounts and liquid calories does the trick. No excuse for being a fatty.

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Just because she weighs more than what she has in her bank account it does not mean she/he is fat. It could just mean that they are broke.

Much change is needed in your life OP, good thing is the first step is recognizing you have a problem

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The thought that counts, you're right. It's different though when you bring your unfinished thought to us as a final product.

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