Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
Steffi 26
He should have been telling his friend off for mentioning your boobs, not defending their size.
Steffi 26
Are you a troll? First of all, studies have shown that the average man (in this society) prefers a b/c-cup. Secondly, "better" is not a synonym for 'bigger'. Thirdly, who says that OP wants to have what "most men" consider to be 'ideal boobs'?
Jemm_fml 29
itty bitty titty committee, boop boop!
Aczidraindrop420 7
I feel you sister.....Anything more than a handful is a waste anyway.
ozpunker 20
Why was your boyfriend's friend commenting on your boobs? I'd never disrespect any of my friend's partners by saying anything like that.
QueenSaru 28
Absolutely, because the best reason to get body altering surgery is because 'most men prefer'... Hello, the 50's called, they want their misogynistic ideals back...
Ozzien 26
The most beautiful woman I know has an A-cup. The most energetic, fun-loving, happy woman I know doesn't even have that. So what? Boob size really doesn't matter unless you try really hard to make it matter.
SophiaLaw 3
I've always wanted smaller boobs, and I'm only a B cup....I suppose the grass is always greener, etc, etc, but seriously, your boyfriend sounds like a prick, seems to me like he was defending his ego more than he was defending the size of your ****.
Jurbla 14
I agree. OP, your boyfriend knows the size of your breasts by now, so this more than likely was indeed defending how he feels you as a choice for his girlfriend reflects on him. His response should have been something along the lines of, "And who the hell do you think you are? What business of yours is the size of her breasts and how dare you make such an insulting comment right in front of her?" and then either took you and left or sent him on his way, whichever was more appropriate for the current situation. I hate to be cliche, I mean REALLY, but it's true. If someone really loves you, than what they consider ideal breasts would just be a bonus.
Jurbla 14
Darn, wanted to add another point but ran out of time to edit. There IS a possibility as well that he simply wasn't too good at thinking in the moment and picked the wrong reply in the heat of things, and thus isn't a TOTAL scumbag, but the point is he should have defended you rather than try to make his "friend" believe that your breasts are bigger than they are.
1030love 10
I'm hoping you were joking but this seems like the most relevant place to put this comment. Cup size is completely relative to your band size. For instance, I am a 32C, but my boobs are only about a handful. There are things called sister bras which have the same size cup on a different sized band. 32C is the exact same cup size as a 34B or a 36A. So if you chopped my boobs off and put them on a person with a bigger circumference than my chest, they would have a smaller cup size because it is relative to their body. So, the point here is you can't really say you only like D or bigger, because it depends on how big around the girl is.
GhostChickens 17
Hate to break it to you, but most people don't even know what a D cup looks like. I'm 34D and my friend is 34D but we have completely different body shapes. Even though we have the same band and cup size, our other features make them look different. I have a small waist and big hips so my boobs can either look big or average, depending on whether my outfit draws attention to my waist or hips. My friend has a perfect model frame, so her boobs will pretty much always look generous (as well as her butt, but I'll save my jealousy about that for a butt FML!). Compared to her, I look like a cup size smaller, but I know we're the same because we got measured at the same time. As 67 said, cup size also looks different depending on band size. Also, I think I'd prefer smaller boobs. They age better and they're easier to dress, so don't worry OP!