Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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newbiemalestr8 26

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Sunday 22 March 2020 23:34

you mean your EX boyfriend, right?

123Puppy 33

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Monday 23 March 2020 1:33

I hope you dumped him!

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 22 March 2020 22:45

Well, it's a great thing to be able to see the positive in every situation...

newbiemalestr8 26

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Sunday 22 March 2020 23:34

you mean your EX boyfriend, right?

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 23 March 2020 0:57

He may be right. You'll have to send me some pics of those boobs so I can render my professional opinion. And in the spirit of humanity in the face of the global crisis, I will waive my normally stiff fee.

jbuckets_404 38

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Monday 23 March 2020 12:01

But is that the ONLY "thing" of yours that "wood" otherwise be stiff? [/s; really? This symbol really needs to posted nonetheless i.e., it's NOT self-evident?!]

123Puppy 33

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Monday 23 March 2020 1:33

I hope you dumped him!

juggalo2 17

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Monday 23 March 2020 2:22

Apparently if he already had an affair, you do have something to worry about, and your boobs weren't big enough. I suggest implants. Or just get a real man.

jbuckets_404 38

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Monday 23 March 2020 12:05

Yea, like implanting a functioning, socially-aware brain into said ex-bf's head. Now he (ex-bf!) gets to spend ALL of his time w/ his less-than-adequate (to HIM) side-piece - just like like his "HUGELY" inept cranial/ grey matter. OP, you deserve FAR better - and hope you start looking today!