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By  RichardPencil  |  30

He may be right.

You'll have to send me some pics of those boobs so I can render my professional opinion.

And in the spirit of humanity in the face of the global crisis, I will waive my normally stiff fee.

By  juggalo2  |  15

Apparently if he already had an affair, you do have something to worry about, and your boobs weren't big enough. I suggest implants.
Or just get a real man.

  jbuckets_404  |  38

Yea, like implanting a functioning, socially-aware brain into said ex-bf's head. Now he (ex-bf!) gets to spend ALL of his time w/ his less-than-adequate (to HIM) side-piece - just like like his "HUGELY" inept cranial/ grey matter. OP, you deserve FAR better - and hope you start looking today!