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By Anonymous / Saturday 25 May 2013 23:12 / United States
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  HowAreYouToday  |  34

When the first three comments are exactly the same, its time to put down the beer.

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  Wizardo  |  33

I'm using the android app and its acting up. I don't know what's wrong, it said my comment couldn't be published and then I see three of the same ones :/ Sorry if it looks like spam and I don't drink btw.

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  Jemm_fml  |  29

Sarcasm mofo, do you speak it?!

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  jessi_sunshine  |  26

38 - I don't know, I think the boyfriend is kind of sweet. Maybe OP once complained about being small-breasted and he bought her a push-up to boost her self-esteem. Even so, I think the fact that he defended her speaks a lot about his character. I'd rather have a boyfriend who was a little mistaken about judging my actual size than one who was incredibly focused on it and knew exactly how small or large I was.

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  Soloman212  |  28

38; if someone was shallow and wanted to date someone big-breasted, they'd date someone big-breasted, not date someone with small breasts then buy them a push-up bra and defend her when his friends insult her. Those two things sound like they're specifically to boost OP's self-esteem, especially since she's self conscious, as she posted this FML. To me the boyfriend seems really sweet.

By  Ceejay1  |  13

Your boyfriend & his friend are idiots.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

Her boyfriend defended her, how is that idiotic? Yes, he was wrong but I believe it's a good sign if your boyfriend sticks up for you when his mates start picking at her.

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  feelingold  |  18

When I was young I once made a comment about the tits of a buddy's girlfriend. He hit me in the face and didn't talk to me for a week. And quite right. OP you need to find a guy like that, who doesn't let your friends disrespect you.

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  SuperDanielNL  |  23

Sure, that wasn't very tactfull of you, but a punch in the face? That goes quite far, especially if you were friends. Needles to say, never comment on a friends girlfriends boobs (if he is around at least)...

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  Horsempeg  |  25

Why? Who cares about breast size, at least she has a boyfriend. Girls who have no boobs and wear extremly padded bras are dumb,.who wants tits up to their chin? Be confident in your body OP, its a lot better :)

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The boyfriend is an idiot because he bought her a push-up bra... If he didn't care about her breast size he wouldn't have felt the need to purchase a bust-enhancer :P how are you guys failing to see that part?

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  inthedopeshow  |  17

I don't think they're idiots but I am confused as to why the boyfriend was okay with his friends obviously checking out OP. Maybe I'm just dumb but I thought it was some sort of bro code that guys won't look at their friend's girlfriend in a sexual way, or at least won't talk about it.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

You're asked to look at the menu, you just can't order anything. His buddy was trying to make her fell bad, so he stuck up for her with the most plausible explanation he could think of. Also, it's not the size enhancement a lot of men enjoy their women in push up bras for, it's the shape enhancement. Happy little bouncy globes of joy.

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  omgthisisgay  |  10

How do you know he bought the push up bra for his own satisfaction? Maybe she wanted it and he wanted to buy it for her to make her happy. I know if I wanted a pushup bra, my bf would buy it for me even though he loves my tiny chest.

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  Phyre24  |  17

My thoughts on this are that the boyfriend lied about it being a sports bra for her sake so as to not embarrass her. I also believe that she;s probably sensitive about their size and he bought it for her to give her a (pun intended) boost.

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  Rodville  |  25

Me for one. Anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

Don't we have desperately overused clichés to throw around for women here, too? FIne, I'll make one up. "It's not the size of the mountain, it's how how you climb it!" ... Almost as bad as the other ones.

By  meherm  |  11

Your boyfriend is sweet in defending you and at least you know he isn't with you just by physical appearances which means you must have an awesome personality and a kick ass heart.

By  meherm  |  11

Your boyfriend is sweet in defending you and at least you know he isn't with you just by physical appearances which means you must have an awesome personality and a kick ass heart.

By  MartiOan  |  8

Maybe they look bigger without clothes on?

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