Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
spicedream 8
good for him for defending you though :) don't worry small means not saggy in the future!
klade99 4
Atleast your boyfriend defended you. Its not like all guys do that these days
LyraAlluse 25
Different bojangles for different folks. Don't worry; they come in all sizes. Just pickand choose.
simoncat 11
Those who aren't getting any, make fun of other's girlfriend's boobs.
rasengan1544 12
The smaller the boobs, the closer he is to your heart when he hugs you
andiboo 12
All guys have their preferences, and if your boyfriend is with you, then he likes your body type. I'll say it, my boobs aren't huge, but who cares! It doesn't matter :) look at Rachel McAdams, she's beautiful and doesn't have big'ns at all! I think the media has portrayed that only big breasts are good, just like only six-pack abs are acceptable. Well that's just crap to me. Everyone is different, and different is good, and natural is sexy! Be proud of your body, I'm sure a lot of men would kill to see it!
AVerySadPanda 7
"breast are still breast"
BunBunBabe 8
**** people for even commenting on that kind of shit, some people need to put their 2 cents in about everything.
379_fml 11
Boobs are only to be enjoyed by the people you show them to. If his friend has never seen them his opinion is invalid. Bet his "friend" tries to sleep with you ASAP if you 2 break up.
FML_4life_ 8
Who else noticed "one of my boyfriends"?
Shade1982 21
That's exactly what I was reading at first glance...