Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
Lillith_fml 5
1. Why was your boyfriend's friend looking at your boobs? 2. Why does he think their size is his business? 3. So what if they're small, boobs are boobs.
SuperDanielNL 23
1. He is a man 2. He is a man 3. I second that
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
I know he is a man, but some men have the decency not to stare.
aria78 19
That's rare.
worldclassrager 41
He defended you that's all that matters...and he loves you for who you are not the point that you have large or small breasts...
grahmagog 14
At least he definded you....he could have jumped on the bandwagon....
bigred002 17
I don't understand the obsession with big boobs. I can perfectly enjoy my wife's smaller boobs and she doesn't have to search hard for clothes to fit. I wouldn't give any thought to your bf's "friend" and his comments. Be proud of what you have and don't have to deal with (pain, too-tight tops, sagging as you age, etc).
Thunderfire70 7
Looks like you have a decent man, good on him!
scta 13
And what makes your boyfriend's friend think he has the right to comment on the size of your boobs? Oh right, it's probably because pretty much every cover of a magazine out there has headlines such as "CELEBRITIES WITH BEACH BODIES" and "CELEBRITIES WITH CELLULITE" etc. I think the fact that people daily and openly judge celebrities' bodies definitely has affected your boyfriend's friend. And it's dumb. It's YOUR body, why should anybody walk up to you and say how small your boobs are, how big your nose is or how fat/skinny you are? Anyway OP, try not to feel insecure about your boobs. Everyone has different sizes, and small doesn't automatically equal bad/ugly/embarrassing etc. They're just boobs! Be proud to be a woman!
ohmandapants 17
Ah yes, let's blame everything on the media. You ever think that maybe some people are just assholes with no filter?...while I agree with most of your comment, I don't see what celebrities have to do with this. Celebrities have always been and will always be scrutinised. Why? They have put themselves in the public eye and people are judgemental by nature. So this has nothing to do with the tabloids and media and everything to do with a person's character. Mostly everyone judges and critiques. Not everyone says it. OP's friend is one of those assholes.
Jemm_fml 29
This is random but, if that's you, I totally like your hair!
Crammed 10
Best advice I was ever given.. Ah, anything more than a handful is a waste!!! No wait.. Maybe not the 'best', but still pretty solid!! Haha
Alicestraza 33
It actually seems like your bf is just as much as a dick. He's making excuses for why you don't have big boobs, saying that you really do they're just cancelled by the sports bra. He should have said he loves you how you are and what not. And unless you asked him to buy you a push up bra, it implies he wants them to look bigger.
SlapAndTickle 20
I think you are over thinking things a bit.
TheDrifter 24
You're too easily offended. Some poof us just like that happy round shape a push up bra gives them. Of course, some men like lingerie in general, like decorative icing on a fine cake.
sikunt89_fml 16
That's what I thought when I read this FML too... "it's because she's wearing a sports bra" seems like he's making excuses for something that doesn't need to be excused.
shrode65 6
Definitely a YOU problem.
Jharrist89 12
He still defended you.