Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
sammyjo06 14
Your bf sucks. He shouldn't be letting his friends comment on your boobs, period. Defending them by saying they aren't that small is like acknowledging that small boobs are something to be ashamed of.
UmbreonKirby 14
Unless you told him beforehand or it was showing, you can't expect him to have x-ray vision
whatthefhumanity 7
You poor thing. Your boyfriend didn't defend you. He defended -himself-. If he'd defended -you-, he would have decked his friend for daring to make an unwanted comment on a girl's breasts, especially when that girl was his girlfriend.
19jburner 15
smalls = the best kind
jairolover 25
He should have told him to stop looking at your breasts first of all, & explained how inappropriate it is for him to comment on them.
BLUEGT500 2
And you didn't tell him to shut his mouth because why?