Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
TwinkleToes7 15
That is a sweet guy to defend you like that!
sprints54 19
Anything more then a handful is a waste op so don't feel bad
BananerzFresh 12
Well he tried to defend you.
esorebma 3
maaaaaaan. be proud. I have DDD's and all I get is back pain. I don't know why people get breast implants. I can't even hold my nieces for too long without my back hurting.
WeiXinLun 16
there's more to life than boobs! im a guy, and i don't find small boobs unattractive, and i know im not the only one. so don't sweat it =]
EUPHORlA 12
Boobs are boobs. Small ones give you youth, big ones are squishy. I don't know why everyone makes it such a big deal.
Tomcuro 11
Why is breast size even an issue in the modern society? If someone is so over-sexed that they'll have to have a big bust to be date able then their outlook on life is wrong.
SouthernSweetie 13
I'm sorry hun I wish mine were smaller. I have an impossible size 32DDD and at least you can wear a push-up bra
sketckgamer13 8
i wish mine were smaller too im a 32DD
booboohoney 12
Anything more than a handful is a waste. Edit. I see this was used multiple times. Lame. I thought I had something there haha.
writergirl23 19
Ah well, he defended you!