Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
angelofsaturn 23
Big **** are a pain in the ass. It sucks having to shell out big bucks cause most stores don't carry your size. I just want a cute bra without having to undertake an epic quest for ****'s sake.
jem970 19
God I hope not. I was under the impression that more than a handful was a waste? Ive never had any complaints about my B cup :/
Sweetpea22 14
OP, you're lucky to have small ones. I am a DDD and I wish my breasts could be a lot smaller
DanqGirlxoxo 13
He defended you & that's all that matters. Love your body , respect it , embrace it & make sure you take a bag full of silicone boobies & beat his friend with it. That's the most action he will ever get with that kind of attitude .
jamnglamgirlie 17
why is he looking at your boobs in the first place?
wanderingshopper 13
Be glad! The bigger they are the more back pain they cause!! I'd rather be a size b than a dd... The pain...
pheonix_flash 7
"One" of your bpyfriends
Sheh_fml 25
One of her boyfriend's friend, not one of her boyfriends.
svalaedgren 18
How cares about the size of your boobs? Such a stupid thing commenting on
amifaiyaz 12
who cares, at least your boyfriend defended you ^_^
looney_mc 4
Who cares biatch