Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
GhostChickens 17
My edit time ran out but I just realised my comment sounds braggy because of the big hips/small waist thing. Just wanted to say that I didn't mean in a sexy Dita Von Teese way, I meant it in a the-mother-from-dexter's-laboratory kinda way. I'm not sexy, I'm just a little green dinosaur. :)
yousuck44 11
Well op it's just go to show that they're still good guys out there who don't care about the size of the melons.
Ambiguous404 6
Only thing that matter is the size of your heart! You are beautiful OP and don't you ever forget it! Hope that didn't sound corny!
chinagirl3343 8
Your boyfriend is sweet but next time both of you need to tell the friend to shove it. It is VERY rude to comment a lady's décolletage; no matter it's size.
benbumpc 8
Obviously he was trying to defend you. He could have simply said "Yes, they're small." but that would have offended you most likely. He also could have said "I don't like big boobs." and it would have been win win, but on the spot he did a good decision by defending you. It's funny to see some people think he was being an asshole and trying to make himself seem cool, which obviously was not the case.
judea95 16
Quality, not quantity!
Megan98 18
Bombshell time..
yzzami 17
You could respond with "Ratio wise, they're three times the size of your wang"
gary3768 13
OP I hope your not worried about your size take it from a boob man big small there all great. remember they don't make the woman
jem970 19
At least he defended you. Maybe you should go and get fitted? Most women are wearing the wrong size bra to begin with, go and get fitted and they could look better. But it sounds like to me that you don't need to. He loves YOU not your boobs, and when a man defends you in front of his friends? He's a real keeper.